iamforevernigerian:

Uncle Chima came back from Nigeria and he came to church today,

The first thing he says to me when he see me is “You are finally shedding weight”

First i was like:

Abi which kind of nonsense is this?

I don’t know what his business is with my weight tcheww. Anyways:

Enemies are dangerous o! But isokai I go still dey do my yanga for dem